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"...mentions nothing about subcontracting your services to another company," he counters smartly. "I know - I had the company solicitors give your contract the once-over. As impressed as they were about the numerous strange clauses in your contract - their favourite being the extortionate penalty payment for remaining at work after a UFO sighting in the vicinity of the building - they believe that there's nothing to stop us using you to provide services to other companies."[pP]>free video of joe satriani
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"We are professionals, and after all, we were getting PAID to do it," the PFY says, handing this month's invoices to the head of IT.[pP]>free video of joe satriani
"Who was it?" the head of IT sighs sadly.[pP]>free video of joe satriani
"Him," the PFY says, pointing at the Boss.[pP]>free video of joe satriani
"What?" the Boss asks.[pP]>free video of joe satriani
"When?" the head of IT asks, ignoring the Boss.[pP]>free video of joe satriani
"Moments after we got the word that we had to write up a spec," the PFY adds happily.[pP]>free video of joe satriani
"WHAT?" the Boss asks.[pP]>free video of joe satriani
"You would have been standing by a window," the head of IT says bitterly, a painful memory of his first week in the company rising to the surface. "And one of these two would have said something like 'look at that, is it an Airbus 320 or an Airbus 340'?"[pP]>free video of joe satriani
"The actual question was 'is that a 747-200F or a 747-200C'?" the PFY says.[pP]>free video of joe satriani
"Yes?" the Boss says.[pP]>free video of joe satriani
"And you said something like 'I dunno' didn't you?" the head asks.[pP]>free video of joe satriani
"Well, I don't know anything about planes," he replies defensively.[pP]>free video of joe satriani
"And what do we call a flying object that you can't identify?" the PFY asks.[pP]>free video of joe satriani
"Oh..." the Boss says. "I'll get me coat..."


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