Here's a fictional letter written to Jesus that's been floating around the internet for some time:[pP]>let get it started elephunk
Woodcrafters Carpenter Shop
Nazareth, 35922
FROM: Jordon Management Consultants
Jerusalem, 26544[pP]>let get it started elephunk
RE: Staff Team Evaluation:[pP]>let get it started elephunk
Thank you for submitting the resumes of the twelve men you have picked for management positions in your new organization. All of them have now taken our battery of tests; and we have not only run the results through our computer, but also arranged personal interviews for each of them with our psychologist and vocational aptitude consultant.[pP]>let get it started elephunk
It is the staff opinion that most of your nominees are lacking in background, education, and vocational aptitude for the type of enterprise you are undertaking.[pP]>let get it started elephunk
Simon Peter is emotionally unstable and given to fits of temper. Andrew has no qualities of leadership. The two brothers, James and John, sons of Zebedee, place personal interests above company loyalty. Thomas demonstrates a questioning attitude that would tend to undermine morale. We feel it our duty to tell you that Matthew has been blacklisted by the Greater Jerusalem Better Business Bureau. James, the son of Alphaeus, and Thaddaeus definitely have radical leanings, and they both registered a high score on the manic-depressive scale.[pP]>let get it started elephunk
One of the candidates, however, shows great potential. He is a man of ability and resourcefulness, meets people well, has a keen business mind and has contacts in high places. He is highly motivated, ambitious and responsible. We recommend Judas Iscariot as your controller and right-hand man. All of the other profiles are self explanatory.
We wish you every success in your new venture.


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Heh, this reminds me of a bumper sticker I once saw: WWJD: What would Judas do?[pP]>let get it started elephunk